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Cartoon showing a puppy held in cupped hands

Puppy introusers

Mr. Pooh Bear

baby corgis with toys

All this playin's wearing us out!

Two puppies - one in a basket and one doin a handstand

How did you do that?

Tri puppy in a lacy baby basket

 Don't you think I'm cute...?

Two puppies each pulling on a rolled up towel

It's mine .......................... No, it's mine!

All packed up and nowhere to go

Puppy standing in a bucket

Boo!

puppy with its head in a bucket

Where has all the water gone?

Puppies held by Joan

Quite a handful

Puppy leaning into a pool taking a drink

How do I get in this water?

Another shot of the puppy leaning into the pool

There must be a way

Two puppies curled up together on a rug

Our last night together

 

 

Joshua on cushion with crown

King Puppy!

Fluffy corgi puppy lyin on its back with a very dirty tummy

You gotta luv me, I'm the baby!

New corgi puppy with a tail

What's this thing hanging over my back?

Very young puppy curled amonst its toys

There's a "pup" in there

Three male corgi pups all lying on their backs together

Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Speak No Evil

HOW TO MAKE PUPPY PIE

Take one puppy, roll and play
Until lightly pampered,
Then add the following ingredients:

1 cup of patience
1 cup of understanding
1 dab of correction
1 cup of hard work
2 cups of praise
2 cups of fun,
and blend well.

Heat with the warmth of your heart until
Raised or until puppy has doubled in size.

Mix with owner until consistency is
Such that owner and puppy are one.
 

How To Photograph A New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from
muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.
6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
11. Take flashcube from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.
12. Put cat outside and place peroxide on the scratch on puppy’s nose.
13. Put magazines back on coffee table.
14. Try to get puppy’s attention by squeaking toy over your head.
15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by the scruff of the neck and say, “No, outside! No, outside!”
17. Call spouse/partner to clean up mess.
18. Fix a drink.
19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy “sit” and “stay” the first thing in the morning.

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